Random Thoughts for the Day:
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment
at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper.
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash
this — ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine
times and goes to voicemail.
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then
not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday
or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.