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UNIVERSAL LAWS

Universal  Laws… 
 
 1.              Law of 
           Mechanical Repair

              After
 your hands become 
               coated with grease, your nose will begin to
 itch and you’ll have 
               to pee.

  
  2. Law of Gravity 
            
               Any tool,
 nut, bolt, screw, 
               when dropped, will roll to the least
 accessible 
               corner.
  
3. Law of Probability
                -The 
               probability of being watched is directly
 proportional to the 
               stupidity of your act
  
 4. Law of Random Numbers                
               - 
               If you
 dial a wrong number, 
               you never get a busy signal and someone
 always answers.(Especially 
               long distance!)
  
5. Law of
 the Alibi

              If you
 tell the boss you were 
               late for work because you had a flat tire,
 the very next morning 
               you will have a flat tire.
  
6. Variation Law  - 
               If you
 change lines (or 
               traffic lanes), the one you were in will
 always move faster than 
               the one you are in now (works every 
               time).
  
7. Law of the Bath
                – When 
               the body is fully immersed in water, the
 telephone 
               rings.
  
8. Law of Close
 Encounters 

                              -The 
               probability of meeting someone you know
 increases dramatically 
               when you are with someone you don’t want
 to be seen with.

                 
9. Law of  the Result 

When you
 try to prove to 
               someone that a machine won’t work, it 
               will.

      
                 
10. Law of  Biomechanics
               - 
               The
 severity of the itch is 
               inversely proportional to the 
               reach.
  
11. Law of the Theater and/Or any Arena
 - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle, always 
               arrive last.  They are the ones who will
 leave their seats 
               several times to go for food, beer, or the
 toilet and who leave 
               early before the end of the performance or
 the game is over. The 
               folks in the aisle seats come early, never
 move once, have long 
               gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the
 bitter end of the 
               performance.The aisle people also are very
 surly folk.

               
                                 
12. The Coffee Law 
               – As 
               soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
 your boss will ask 
               you to do something which will last until the
 coffee is 
               cold.
 
13.  Murphy’s Law of Lockers
               If there
 are only two people 
               in a locker room, they will have adjacent 
               lockers
 

14. Law of Physical
 Surfaces         - 
               The
 chances of an open-faced 
               jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor,
 are directly 
               correlated to the newness and cost of the
 carpet or  rug.

                
15. Law of Logical Argument -
Anything is possible if you 
               don’t know what you are talking 
               about.
 
  
16. Brown’s Law of Physical
 Appearance 

If the
 clothes fit, they’re 
               ugly.  

 17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking 
               
    A closed
 mouth gathers no 
               feet.
   
           
18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy 

As soon as
 you find a product 
               that you really like, they will stop making 
               it.

 19.  Doctors’ Law 

               If you
 don’t feel well, make 
               an appointment to go to the doctor, by the
 time you get there 
               you’ll feel better. But don’t make an
 appointment, and you’ll stay 
               sick. 

 

*******CHRISTMASTIME IN SYRACUSE*******

THIS 2009 HOLIDAY SEASON!

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CHRISTMASTIME IN SYRACUSE VOL 15: GREATEST HITS!

BIG MIKE’S CHRISTMASTIME IN SYRACUSE (volume 15) 25 of our best from over the years: Benny Mardones, Todd Hobin, Grupo Pagan, Simplelife, Nancy Kelly, Ronnie Leigh, The Dean Brothers, Letizia, Doug Moncrief, Maria DeSantis, The Action!, Keith Condon, Swing Central, Kim Monroe, Dave Hanlon’s Cookbook,  Donna Colton, Frenay & Lenin, Tamaralee, Dan Elliott, The Joe Whiting Band and more!!!!.  It’s an amazing collection of the wonderful talent we have in our community and a true celebration of the Christmas season…on sale at P&C stores, proceeds benefit Elmcrest Children’s Center and Caseys Place. 

 

Wisdom from George Carlin

A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. 

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the w ay to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done larger things, but not better things. 

We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We’ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. 

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete… 

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn’t cost a cent.

Remember, to say, “I love you” to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

             George Carlin